When the teacher groups you up with your friends for a project
Fun fact: I have a third nipple. But not like, a full sized third nipple. It’s like a lil baby nipple. Who want dis.
Sidenote: I know a few people with four. The weird thing is, I’m kind of jealous. Like, I want four nipples. My third one is lonely.
If you think instrumental music is stupid you can decrescendo out of my life
girl: come over bae
me: i can’t right now, i’m scampering around the forest and storing acorns for the long winter ahead
girl: i’m off my period
I don’t know who you are but I probably love you too, thank you xx